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Minimal Service

Dr. Sam & the Managed Care Blues Band ®

Dr. Sam & the Managed Care Blues Band ®
The World's Most Reluctant Band

Minimal Service - CPT 99211

"Minimal Service - CPT 99211"

Dedicated to Equal Access to Music for all Americans through Managed Music Services

Since Dr Sam provides "Managed Musical Services", he likes to perform as little service as possible. Based on the same principals used by the Managed Care industry, he produced "Minimal Service-CPT 99211" so people could hear his music at home, and he could reduce the amount of actual performance of service that he had to provide with his band. (This helps him keep his performance overhead down.). Click on the CD below to enjoy Dr. Sam and "The World's Most Reluctant Band"

Weight: 0.25
Price: FREE!!! (plus $19.95 Co-Pay)

Dr. Sam's hilarious "Managed Music" CD with 13 original and parody tracks by Dr. Sam and The Managed Care Blues Band

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To listen to selected sound clips click on a song title. You will need a media player that can access the MP3 format such as Windows Media Player or Quicktime.

**See Special Offer at bottom of this page.

Song List


Please Note: Clicking on any of the highlighted song titles above will result in unauthorized musical services being delivered to you in your own home. Do not expect reimbursement. You may also find that you have a long wait due to lengthy download times associated with large files. What do you expect with Managed Music®? Of course there is waiting associated with service delivery.

Sing Along at Shows With Some Of Dr. Sam's Familiar Standards (All of the selections below may not be performed as promised in pre-contract descriptive and marketing materials since, after all, this is Managed Music®)

  • Give Me One Good Reason To Practice
  • You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me Blue Shield
  • You're One Hip Mama ('Cause They Won't Pay For Two)
  • You Better Come Home With Me Baby 'Cause We Ain't Allowed To Stay Overnight
  • You Left Me For Another Plan
  • He Hasn't Had A Stroke - He's Just Leaning To The Left
  • Arivaderchi Neuroma
  • Got My MSO Working
  • You May Be Hypothermic, But You Ain't Lost Your Cool
  • My Associate Up And Left Me
  • I'd Love To Kiss You Baby, But I Just Came Across Your Medical Records On The Internet
  • Inspect Yourself
  • Mastoid Sally
  • Sorry Man But Your Bypass Is Considered Cosmetic
  • If You Won't Refuse Treatment We'll Find
  • Someone Who Will
  • The Pill Is Gone
  • I Done Got Kicked Off My Panel
  • UR Our Destiny
  • You Gotta Go Back To The Hospital Mama 'Cause They Done You Wrong
  • My Policy Is Killing Me
  • Uninsurable - That's What You Are
  • If Ever I Should Treat You
  • Please Mr. UR Man
  • Dealing With The Doc O' The Day
  • What Now My Glove (a digital recording)
  • Oh I Wish I Was On Oxycotton

**SPECIAL OFFER: We have several hundred copies of the Original "Minimal Service - CPT 99211" CD and audio cassette tapes (11 of the above songs) and the Special Release 2 Song CD ("You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me Blue Shield" and "Mastoid Sally" left in stock. These can be purchased at deeply discounted rates while they last. Please email us for details.

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